Includes:
Grass cut one blade at a time by monks flown in from the Himalayas
Windows polished with silk from royal worms
Gutter cleaning performed during a full moon using diamond-encrusted brushes
A weekly motivational shout from a passing falcon
And a certificate proving you have too much money!
Includes:
Grass cut one blade at a time by monks flown in from the Himalayas
Windows polished with silk from royal worms
Gutter cleaning performed during a full moon using diamond-encrusted brushes
A weekly motivational shout from a passing falcon
And a certificate proving you have too much money!
Note: This plan doesn’t exist. But our real Silver, Gold, and Platinum packages are pretty amazing too—without the need for falcons.
